The Sandwich Conspiracy Theory

It all started with a missing mayonnaise packet. At first, we thought it was just a minor mistake, but as the days went by, more packets went missing. It was a coordinated effort to control our minds with the power of condiments.

We've discovered a secret underground bunker beneath the deli where the true rulers of our world, the Dijon Mustard Illuminati, plot and scheme.

The Binomial Heap Theory: How the Dijon Mustard Illuminati use statistical analysis to optimize their sandwich filling distribution.

The Sandwichtopian Utopia: Where the absence of a single ingredient can bring about societal collapse.